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"Don't you just hate these big attached files?"

Desert Island: 'You've got mail.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'You idiot, that was our only chance of getting a message out to someone.'

Island one armed bandit.

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"I'm sending it express current."

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Desert Planet

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Desert Island Messages

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'