Message In A Bottle Fans Gifts

No Littering. That your bottle?

'Bloody Spam!'

"It was returned for insufficient postage."

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Desert Island Messages

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Bloody air mail!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

"You have no new messages."

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Island one armed bandit.