Message Approver Pillows

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

"You can't plead cute."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'Not more junk mail!'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

Letter to God

"Let's celebrate Friday! Show me again how good my numbers are compared to Congress!"

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

'It's all been said already.'

'I think you're losing me.'

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

'Airmail.'

Love me, love me, love me, love me....

'For acall centre in Bangalore press 1 - for one in Hyderbad press......'

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

Who wrote that?

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

'... and I approved this message.'