Puppy Approver Pillows

"You can't plead cute."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

No littering...

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I'll take him.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Another slander suit!"

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Living with a cataholic.

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"No not the puppy please"