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"You can't plead cute."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

No littering...

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'I'll take him.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Another slander suit!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Living with a cataholic.

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'