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'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

Foster failure

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Be kind"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"You can't plead cute."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"He was a rescue."

Mice playing double bass

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Harper's new cat

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Well, was the news good today?'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"Adopt me."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"