Pet Approvers Pillows

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

Foster failure

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Be kind"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"You can't plead cute."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"He was a rescue."

Mice playing double bass

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Harper's new cat

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Well, was the news good today?'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"Adopt me."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."