Message Approver Prints

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

"You can't plead cute."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

'Not more junk mail!'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

"Let's celebrate Friday! Show me again how good my numbers are compared to Congress!"

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

Letter to God

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

'I think you're losing me.'

'It's all been said already.'

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

Love me, love me, love me, love me....

You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.

'Airmail.'

I blew it. I lost my Twitter followers and my Facebook followers. All I did was ask if they like me. Objective failure. Never be that vulnerable. People hate that kind of weakness. But, in the end, you can't help it. It's your nature. So people didn't like my true nature? But you like me, right? Please rephrase this sort of question so you don't look like such an idiot!

'For acall centre in Bangalore press 1 - for one in Hyderbad press......'

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

Who wrote that?

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle