Merry Babysitters Pillows

City Zoo: Day Care

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Ah...here they are!"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Acclaimed mother.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."