Merry Babysitters Gifts

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

City Zoo: Day Care

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Acclaimed mother.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Ah...here they are!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.