Babysitters With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Young Gums

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Twins

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'Sorry, Holly!'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

'Sure, six months ago babysitting was $10, but since then, you've had another five kids: I want a raise!'

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Mobile Phone Mobile.

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

'Keep an EYE on him for me.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'