Babysitters With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Young Gums

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

I took your advice and got an eco-friendly baby shower present. Are you sure? � It's carbon neutral, non-polluting and chemical free? Yes! It was more popular than the solar-powered $850 stroller. Way to go, momster! What was it? I volunteered to babysit for 3 nights. I feel a toxic emission coming on.

Twins

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

'Sure, six months ago babysitting was $10, but since then, you've had another five kids: I want a raise!'

'Sorry, Holly!'

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

Mobile Phone Mobile.

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'Keep an EYE on him for me.'