Babysitting Humor Lovers Pillows

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby Hairstyles.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...