Mercenary Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the daring spirit of a mercenary or military professional? Our collection offers witty, fun, and characterful items that celebrate their unique skills and adventurous lifestyle. Perfect for those who live on the edge and appreciate a touch of humor amidst the toughness.

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Jones or Best Offer

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'That's Olafson -- He's a mercenary.' mockup

'That's Olafson -- He's a mercenary.'

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"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun." mockup

"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."

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"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool." mockup

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

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Married to a professional mercenary mockup

Married to a professional mercenary

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Mercenary

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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.' mockup

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

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"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans." mockup

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon." mockup

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

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Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO mockup

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

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'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.' mockup

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

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'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.' mockup

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

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"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles." mockup

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

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'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!' mockup

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?" mockup

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

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Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them. mockup

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

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"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive." mockup

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

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Elevator Music

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'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

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"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!" mockup

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

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Who's gone medieval on our ass?

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"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..." mockup

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

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An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road mockup

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

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"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug." mockup

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

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Welcome: Skeptics Society

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'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!' mockup

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

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Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens mockup

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

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' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.' mockup

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

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"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop." mockup

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

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'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements' mockup

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

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Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon. mockup

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

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'Take me to your leader Earthworm.' mockup

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

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'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.' mockup

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

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Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

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Mercenary Gifts Collection

Mercenary Mugs

Discover our collection of mercenary-themed mugs that combine humor with bravery. Perfect for adding a bold touch to your favorite coffee or tea moments.

Mercenary Pillows

Check out our mercenary-inspired pillows that add humor and strength to any room. Great for lounge areas or bedrooms that need a bold statement.

Mercenary Prints

Explore striking prints celebrating the fearless mercenary lifestyle. Perfect wall art for a home or office that appreciates adventure and humor.

Mercenary T-Shirts

Browse our range of mercenary-themed t-shirts featuring witty slogans and tough designs. Ideal for expressing their daring personality in style.