Germ Guerrilla Gifts

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Distance to avoid contagion

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Flu vaccine.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

This might take a while

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Did you wash your hands?"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Trick or Treatment.

Contagious Diseases.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Ebola Clinic

'New normal' family life

Covid Vaccine

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.