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'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Inout baskets.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Fast Food Menu Selections

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"....and hold the garlic."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"