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Chef at a filing cabinet.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Cookery Lesson.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Pie chart"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Categories are the key to organizing.

Summer Outing Planning

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Tin Opening

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

A catch-all is born.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'