Mental Health Gourmand Gifts

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Beanirrito"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

Capturing a Cook

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

Now at the Farmers' Market

'I want you to go vegetarian.'

"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!"

Pots and Pans