Men's Room Mischief Maker Gifts

Wait Your Turn!

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Outside with that!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Fishing for Mice

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

God creates humans.

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

The invisible man makes a pancake

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Frankie the discount genie

A trap for Santa

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.