Men's Room Mischief Maker Mugs

Wait Your Turn!

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Outside with that!'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Fishing for Mice

Knights

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

God creates humans.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

The invisible man makes a pancake

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

Frankie the discount genie

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

A trap for Santa

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'