Outdoor Mischief Maker Mugs

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Outside with that!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

The invisible man makes a pancake

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Frankie the discount genie

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'No pennies.'

"Everything on his list - see to it, wrinkly!"