Outdoor Mischief Maker Prints

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

The invisible man makes a pancake

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Frankie the discount genie

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'No pennies.'

"Everything on his list - see to it, wrinkly!"

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