Memory Burning Gifts

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Origins of a family tradition.

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Remembering His Marbles

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

"My memory's not too good these days."