Memo Writing Gifts

Bear Office Worker

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'Here we go again...'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Man with post it note

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'Memo to the wife...'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

I always frame yours, J.B.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...