Memo Writing Gifts

Bear Office Worker

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Man with post it note

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'Here we go again...'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

'Memo to the wife...'

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

I always frame yours, J.B.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'

'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...

"This month's business meeting is the same as last month's business meeting but with many more problems."