Mischievous Memo Writer Gifts

"I found this note addressed to 'Fathead' in the suggestion box. With all the misspellings I traced it back to you."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Pigeon Memos

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Children playing in a library

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Larry O Lawrence, stop initialing documents. No one respects a memo signed LOL.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield