Mischievous Memo Writer Gifts

"I found this note addressed to 'Fathead' in the suggestion box. With all the misspellings I traced it back to you."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Pigeon Memos

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

'You and your shortcuts.'

"You're getting better."

'Larry O Lawrence, stop initialing documents. No one respects a memo signed LOL.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."