Memo Mischief Gifts

'Jill, reread the memo. It says BRING your child to work, not SEND your child to work!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

'Memo to the wife...'

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

"Our open office has encouraged innovative ways to communicate."

'At least the boss knows your name. His memo says, 'If Syms were an e-mail, I'd delete him.''

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

'Type that up, make ten thousand copies, and send them to all the important people in the world.'

'Larry O Lawrence, stop initialing documents. No one respects a memo signed LOL.'

"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."