Memorial Writing Gifts

'He'll never hurt anyone again."

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Cricketer's funeral

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

'He never listened to his mother!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

You are not forgotten!

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."