Memorial Writing Prints

'He'll never hurt anyone again."

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Michael Jackson

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'Forget what?'

Halo Frisbee.

Pet Cemetery.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

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A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Cricketer's funeral

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

You are not forgotten!

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'