Memo Miscommunicator Gifts

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I meant the dog!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Communication Breakdowns

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."