Merry Miscommunicator Gifts

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I meant the dog!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"