Merry Miscommunicator Prints

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"I meant the dog!"

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'

'I gave you permission to Skype my class, not skip it.'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!