Memo Avoider Pillows

'I didn't get the memo. I like not getting memos.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Email Notifications

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Man with post it note

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

Bear Office Worker

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

'Memo to the wife...'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."