Memo Avoider Gifts

'I didn't get the memo. I like not getting memos.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Email Notifications

Man with post it note

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

Bear Office Worker

'Memo to the wife...'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL