Office Avoider Pillows

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

Serious Putty

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

In and Out Box

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Do' you have the time?'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'Is he expecting you?'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."