Meme Maven Pillows

"Look at my cat! Look at my food! Here are some pictures of me looking cool!"

Ice skater

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Team Leader

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

American Gothic Selfie

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Hall of Fake Presidents

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

'Once you're done photographing me, would you please turn the camera on yourself? I always post photos of my food online.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Creation of Adam

"I love binge watching streamed content."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."