Meow Maven Pillows

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Living with a cataholic.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

What if cats talked dirty...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"Meow!"

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Lightbulb Maker

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."