Meow Maven Pillows

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

Cat Lover's Leap.

Living with a cataholic.

My Bowl Is Empty.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

What if cats talked dirty...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"Meow!"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

Cat DNA is decoded.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

Lightbulb Maker

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"