Meme Maven T-Shirts

"Look at my cat! Look at my food! Here are some pictures of me looking cool!"

Moses separating his Laundry.

Ice skater

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Career Elevator

Team Leader

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

American Gothic Selfie

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Hall of Fake Presidents

Obama II

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Creation of Adam

'Once you're done photographing me, would you please turn the camera on yourself? I always post photos of my food online.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."