Mime Maven Pillows

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"National security adviser"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"And this is our media room."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Textin’"

Ice skater

Direct Marketing...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."