Mime Maven Pillows

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Apples for sale

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"National security adviser"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"And this is our media room."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Textin’"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Ice skater

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Direct Marketing...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Trade Show Sherpas

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."