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Saxophone summoning.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

The Music Seed

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Caught in the Music

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Witches of Instagram

Guitars in Heaven

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

A dog banging a snare drum.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'