Melody Conjurer T-Shirts

Saxophone summoning.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Needs salt!'

The Music Seed

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Caught in the Music

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Witches of Instagram

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

A dog banging a snare drum.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'