Melodrama Lovers Gifts

'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'How about that -- she left him for some guy on another soap opera!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Accepting for..."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville