Melodrama Enthusiast Gifts

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"Late, as usual."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh.'

'Ms. Hart is so dramatic.'

"Nigel takes criticism from customers really seriously!"

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I'm terrified of birds."

"Wow, when you play dead, you go all out!"

Mask and Cape

'Keep you hair on, I'm only doing this for dramatic effect. You're still being audited by the Inland Revenue.'

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

'The dramatics won't help Mr. Smith - we all have to pay it...'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'No body likes me.'

'I'd also like to do that, but unfortunately, my main source of salt comes from tears streaming into my mouth.'

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

Russian Soap Opera

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Scarpia from Tosca

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."