Melodrama Aficionado Gifts

Mr. Mantalini poisons himself for the seventh time

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Bloody hell!"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"It's a play on words."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Not now, Oliver."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."