Melodrama Lovers Pillows

'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'How about that -- she left him for some guy on another soap opera!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Accepting for..."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot