Melodrama Fan Pillows

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Scarpia from Tosca

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

'As a boy, I never had to trudge 10 miles through snow to get to school, but as a father I feel I should mention it.'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"Congratulations on opening night."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."