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Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'As a boy, I never had to trudge 10 miles through snow to get to school, but as a father I feel I should mention it.'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."