Melodrama Critic Pillows

"Edward attracts light."

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Herman Mankiewicz

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Scarpia from Tosca

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"It's a play on words."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'It was great. I hated it.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.