Meeting Memer Gifts

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Agenda item 456(b), 'Reasons for low attendance at meetings'.'

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

'Clear communications are essential to a positive work environment, so let's be 'clear' that we will be expecting you to cover the cuts by working twice as hard for less return in worse conditions!'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

'There have been some mutterings that the partnership council is just window dressing...'

'I can't believe you think there's two sides to my argument, Burton!'

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Text Culture

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

Accept cookies?

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Kinda care, kinda don't."

"And then I met some computer people who could make it look as if I were talking."

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'