Meeting Memeer Gifts

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

Text Culture

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"The boss said this meeting's about taking us back to our origins!"

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

Accept cookies?

"Kinda care, kinda don't."

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'