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Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

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Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"The boss said this meeting's about taking us back to our origins!"

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

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'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."