'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'
Meeting An Ex Gifts
Finding the right gift for a memorable encounter with an ex can be tricky. Our collection of witty and thoughtful items celebrates those awkward or hilarious moments. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products add a dash of humor and a lot of personality to any meeting. Perfect for someone who appreciates fun surprises, our designs bring levity to life's unexpected encounters. Brighten up that awkward reunion or make a tongue-in-cheek gift for a friend navigating dating mishaps.
"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'
"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
Networking
'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'
'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'
"Oh no. Is that my ex?"
'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'
"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."
The vice-president in charge of sincerity
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'
"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"
'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'
"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."
"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
'Brains...brains...brains...'
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"
'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'
Unsuccessful board meeting.
"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."
'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'
Meeting not going well?"
'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'
'Where Are They Now?'
"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."
Meeting An Ex Gifts Collection
Meeting An Ex Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs perfect for facing that awkward meeting with humor and style. Find a mug to make any ex encounter more bearable.
Meeting An Ex Pillows
Brighten your space with pillows that add humor to life's awkward moments—ideal for those unexpected encounters with an ex.
Meeting An Ex Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously celebrate life's unpredictable moments including meeting an ex. Perfect for lightening the mood at home or in the office.
Meeting An Ex T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty and fun t-shirts to make your meeting with an ex more memorable (in a good way!). Find your perfect humorous statement piece.